Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Ten things for the manager to consider(obviously)

Dear Mr Wenger,

We the arsenal fans are very dissapointed with the team shambolic performance recently. We were close to tears seeing how spineless our team were. My state team can show more balls than what our team had shown recently. As a measure to reduce the sufferings of our souls, here are some suggestions that might improve our team fortunes. Pleas note that some of these suggestions are so obvious for all to see. Except for u of course.And I will try my best not to use too many vulgar words as one angry man would have.

1. First and foremost. Please stop ur stupid rotation thinggy. Never change our wingers with central midfielders. Ever heard of the term WITDH in football? Well every team need that to win games. And also dont replace a right back with a one paced, i-dont-have-a-clue-who-am-i-suppose-to-mark central midfielder.

2. Never show any respect to any small teams. If the team play a physical type of game, we dont have to change our tactics to counter them. Just keep our fabregas-wingers formation intact. No need to change our little wingers with bigger central midfielders. If u think our wingers are not big or strong physically enough, toughen them up. See Joe Cole at Chelsea. Or Ronaldo at ManU.

3. Everyone in this planet they call earth can see that our defenders cant win headers. Even u admitted it urself during the summer. The u sent Senderos to Milan. Nice

4. U have turned Eboue into a O'shea type of utility man. He can play right wing, central midfield and right back. Wake up. Hes a right back and should be a back up for Sagna. Please revisit the videos of our 2007 champions league final run. Check who played right back. Not Song obviously.

5. Gallas cannot be the team captain anymore. Clichy deserves it more than any player in any team to be a team captain. If the Birmingham incident is not enough, to be caught smoking out from a night club sure does it. Oh wait, hes still got he arm band. Guess he needs to do something like killing his own team mate to get it stripped away from him.

6. If a team loses 2 of their main players, thay will go all out to find a replacement. I have no problem with Nasri, but to replace Flamini with Denilson is just not good enough. Imagine will Liverpool replace Alonso/Macherrano with Lucas permanently if either of them got sold? Will Chelsea thrust Miniero into the first eleven if somehow Obi Mikel is fed up being turned into the next Makelele after being labeled as a creative attacking midfield and leave? The thing is there is a player that is just good enough to be a squad player, and the sad truth is Denilson is no more than a backup for Fabregas. He can do only half what Fabregas does and half what Flamini/Gilberto does. And to think that central midifeld area is the most important area to win games just made the whole situation more fucked up that it already is. U have to buy an extablished defensive midfielders soon or we are totally doomed for this season at least.

7. Adebayor is a fucking cunt. Drop him. We the arsenal fans hate the way he carried himself on the pitch. The guy is so full of himself. Have u noticed that he never celebrate his goals with his teammates? All he does is goin to the fans while doing thebadge kissing/chest thumping ritual. Never once he go the his teammates who worked their ass off to pass the ball to him so he can get his regular tap in goals. I realized hes the best targetman we got at club now but try give Bendtner more first team start and we shall see the outcome.

8. Everyone can see that ur youth policy doesnt bear fruits anymore. Scrap it and go buy some experience stars now. And stop paying these kids such ridiulous amount of money. Theyll become so arrogant that they gonna ask more or theyll leave.

9. Sign a defensive coach please. A Martin Keown perhaps?

10. We all think that u may have lost the plot. U better wake up soon from u great invincible dream. If not u better resign.

Please take actions reagarding the above matters. Thank u

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